La eztraña pareja: Shaq & Kobe

Fa un temps va aparèixer una notícia dient que en Shaq havia fet un rap "dedicat" a en Kobe. Avui he trobat la lletra d'aquest rap al Youtube. No està malament. Gaudiu-la.

Qui no sàpiga qui és en Biggie: era un rapper americà que van matar en un tiroteig relacionat d'alguna manera amb un altre rapper anomenat 2Pac (que en realitat es deia Tupac Shakur, nom molt semblant al nou jugador del TAU Mustafa Shakur, cap relació espero!) . Guerra entre bandes de rappers de la bona...



Check it, You know how I be
Last week Kobe couldn't do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week Kobe couldn't do without me

I call myself big but I'm not as good as Biggie
I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G

Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin
sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that's half a billion

Forreal dawg now that's B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That's like a white boy trying to be more nigger than me
That's like a homeless cat having more figures than me

That's like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That's like rappers having..cars (inaudible) things than me
That's ... like you saying to yourself you better than me
That's like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA big Shaq
Now that's the difference between first and last place,

Chorus:
Kobe, Nigger, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste

I'm a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that's why I'm getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a bitch a Mil, I don't do that cause my name Shaquille
I love em, I don't leave em' I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed them

Chorus:
Kobe How my azz taste
Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste
Yeah, you can't do without me
Kobe, You can't do without me (repeat 2 times)
Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)
Yeah...