Fa un temps va aparèixer una notícia dient que en Shaq havia fet un rap "dedicat" a en Kobe. Avui he trobat la lletra d'aquest rap al Youtube. No està malament. Gaudiu-la.
Qui no sàpiga qui és en Biggie: era un rapper americà que van matar en un tiroteig relacionat d'alguna manera amb un altre rapper anomenat 2Pac (que en realitat es deia Tupac Shakur, nom molt semblant al nou jugador del TAU Mustafa Shakur, cap relació espero!) . Guerra entre bandes de rappers de la bona...
Check it, You know how I be
Last week Kobe couldn't do without me
Ya know how I be
Last Week Kobe couldn't do without me
I call myself big but I'm not as good as Biggie
I call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy
Excuse me, Diddy live next to me, so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G
Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there, on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin
sitting on about half a billion, cuz me and gunz can buy sh** that's half a billion
Forreal dawg now that's B-I-G, there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me
That's like a white boy trying to be more nigger than me
That's like a homeless cat having more figures than me
That's like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me
That's like rappers having..cars (inaudible) things than me
That's ... like you saying to yourself you better than me
That's like Kareem saying to himself he better than me
Now stop, think about that, it aint about that, its about B-I-G AKA big Shaq
Now that's the difference between first and last place,
Chorus:
Kobe, Nigger, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste
Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste
I'm a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that's why I'm getting divorced
He said Shaq gave a bitch a Mil, I don't do that cause my name Shaquille
I love em, I don't leave em' I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed them
Chorus:
Kobe How my azz taste
Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste
Yeah, you can't do without me
Kobe, You can't do without me (repeat 2 times)
Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)
Yeah...
diumenge, 12 d’octubre del 2008
dimecres, 8 d’octubre del 2008
Reflexió...
El que he fet i faig em fa qui sóc.
Per tant, si m'avergonyeixo del que he fet, m'avergonyeixo de mi mateix.
És això un problema?
Per tant, si m'avergonyeixo del que he fet, m'avergonyeixo de mi mateix.
És això un problema?
dijous, 2 d’octubre del 2008
The show must go on...
La vida és viva, canviant. El que és avui pot no ser-ho demà, i l'endemà pot ser com l'ahir més llunyà que recordis.
Si no fos perquè sempre tenim un calendari a prop, hi hauria vegades que no sabriem ben bé en quin dia, mes i any vivim.
I tot i això, cada dia vas a dormir esperant alguna cosa del demà. Potser vols estabilitat, o potser aventura, qui sap... El que sí saps és que demà serà un dia diferent, i que si no ho és, serà una merda de dia.
Si no fos perquè sempre tenim un calendari a prop, hi hauria vegades que no sabriem ben bé en quin dia, mes i any vivim.
I tot i això, cada dia vas a dormir esperant alguna cosa del demà. Potser vols estabilitat, o potser aventura, qui sap... El que sí saps és que demà serà un dia diferent, i que si no ho és, serà una merda de dia.
dijous, 25 de setembre del 2008
A Call for More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels
Copio literalment d'aquí. A mi m'ha fet gràcia, espero que a vosaltres també! Si vec quòrum en els comentaris, em comprometo a traduir-ho!
As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation that requires the prominent placing of warnings on products that present hazards to the general public. Yet we must also offer the cautionary thought that such warnings, however well-intentioned, merely scratch the surface of what is really necessary in this important area. This is especially true in light of the findings of 20th century physics.
We are therefore proposing that, as responsible scientists, we join together in an intensive push for new laws that will mandate the conspicuous placement of suitably informative warnings on the packaging of every product offered for sale in the United States of America. Our Suggested list of required warnings appears below.
Warning: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
Warning: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them.
Caution: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.
Handle with Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour.
Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.
Advisory: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Known as 'Tunneling,' This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.
Read This Before Opening Package: According to Certain Suggested Versions of a Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting This Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years.
This is a 100% Matter product: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.
Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.
Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a 'Gluing' Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.
Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are 'Rolled Up' into Such a Small 'Area' That They Cannot Be Detected.
Please Note: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.
Component equivalency notice: The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or Implied.
Health Warning: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.
Important Notice to Purchasers: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot be Guaranteed.
As scientists and concerned citizens, we applaud the recent trend towards legislation that requires the prominent placing of warnings on products that present hazards to the general public. Yet we must also offer the cautionary thought that such warnings, however well-intentioned, merely scratch the surface of what is really necessary in this important area. This is especially true in light of the findings of 20th century physics.
We are therefore proposing that, as responsible scientists, we join together in an intensive push for new laws that will mandate the conspicuous placement of suitably informative warnings on the packaging of every product offered for sale in the United States of America. Our Suggested list of required warnings appears below.
Warning: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
Warning: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the Universe, Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them.
Caution: The Mass of This Product Contains the Energy Equivalent of 85 Million Tons of TNT per Net Ounce of Weight.
Handle with Extreme Care: This Product Contains Minute Electrically Charged Particles Moving at Velocities in Excess of Five Hundred Million Miles per Hour.
Consumer Notice: Because of the 'Uncertainty Principle,' It Is Impossible for the Consumer to Find Out at the Same Time Both Precisely Where This Product Is and How Fast It Is Moving.
Advisory: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Known as 'Tunneling,' This Product May Spontaneously Disappear from Its Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your neighbor's Domicile. The Manufacturer Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result.
Read This Before Opening Package: According to Certain Suggested Versions of a Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting This Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years.
This is a 100% Matter product: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.
Public Notice as Required by Law: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.
Note: The Most Fundamental Particles in This Product Are Held Together by a 'Gluing' Force About Which Little Is Currently Known and Whose Adhesive Power Can Therefore Not Be Permanently Guaranteed.
Attention: Despite Any Other Listing of Product Contents Found Hereon, the Consumer Is Advised That, in Actuality, This Product Consists Of 99.9999999999% Empty Space.
New Grand Unified Theory Disclaimer: The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product Is Ten-Dimensional. However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are 'Rolled Up' into Such a Small 'Area' That They Cannot Be Detected.
Please Note: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.
Component equivalency notice: The Subatomic Particles (Electrons, Protons, etc.) Comprising This Product Are Exactly the Same in Every Measurable Respect as Those Used in the Products of Other Manufacturers, and No Claim to the Contrary May Legitimately Be Expressed or Implied.
Health Warning: Care Should Be Taken When Lifting This Product, Since Its Mass, and Thus Its Weight, Is Dependent on Its Velocity Relative to the User.
Important Notice to Purchasers: The Entire Physical Universe, Including This Product, May One Day Collapse Back into an Infinitesimally Small Space. Should Another Universe Subsequently Reemerge, the Existence of This Product in That Universe Cannot be Guaranteed.
dijous, 18 de setembre del 2008
Nacionalització-ció-ció...
Agafo els diners que un tercer hauria de pagar. El tercer no garanteix massa liquiditat, però me la pela. Venc els crèdits a una entitat que els "transforma" en atractives inversions per a altres persones, i em guanyo uns bonus de la hòstia.
Com que segueixo donant hipoteques fins al més mangui del barri (per tal de mantenir els meus bonus) passa que:
- El preu de la vivenda puja. Més demanda (tothom veu que el veí compra i acaba comprant), més preu.
Com a corol·lari immediat tenim que:
- El mangui i els veins començen a no poder pagar.
Això fa que les "atractives inversions" perdin seguretat, cosa que crea incertesa. La incertesa és el pitjor per al sistema econòmic que tants bonus ens ha donat.
Com que del primer a l'últim banquer/assessor/desgraciat han buscat els seus bonus fins la mort, la quantitat de diners "incerts" augmenta i les inversions perden més i més valor. Els bancs desconfien els uns dels altres i es posen pegues per tot. Caca de vaca.
Resum; uns desgraciats s'han fet d'or jugant amb els diners dels demés i les empreses des d'on mangaven suporten els deutes (asseguradores, bancs, hipotecàries, etc.) començen a perdre valor. L'estat que ha permés l'esperpent ha de sortir a salvar-les per tal de no enfonsar tot el sistema.
És a dir, la aplicació del lliberalisme extrem a portat a la necessitat de l'intervencionisme extrem. Pel que sembla, no deixaràn que els curs "natural" de l'economia de mercat actúi. En principi, una de les coses bones del capitalisme és que si t'arrisques massa et pots quedar en pilotes, i ningú t'hauria de comprar un pijama...
Què és pitjor: comprar un pijama o comprar-ne diversos milions (i.e., haver d'enfrontar una situació de profunda recessió)??
Algún dia sabrem quants pijames es van comprar els putos brokers a costa de deixar en calçotets al veïns del mangui?
Era il·legal el que feien? Si ho era, no haurien de tornar algún que altre calçotet?
Perdré la meva feina...?
Com que segueixo donant hipoteques fins al més mangui del barri (per tal de mantenir els meus bonus) passa que:
- El preu de la vivenda puja. Més demanda (tothom veu que el veí compra i acaba comprant), més preu.
Com a corol·lari immediat tenim que:
- El mangui i els veins començen a no poder pagar.
Això fa que les "atractives inversions" perdin seguretat, cosa que crea incertesa. La incertesa és el pitjor per al sistema econòmic que tants bonus ens ha donat.
Com que del primer a l'últim banquer/assessor/desgraciat han buscat els seus bonus fins la mort, la quantitat de diners "incerts" augmenta i les inversions perden més i més valor. Els bancs desconfien els uns dels altres i es posen pegues per tot. Caca de vaca.
Resum; uns desgraciats s'han fet d'or jugant amb els diners dels demés i les empreses des d'on mangaven suporten els deutes (asseguradores, bancs, hipotecàries, etc.) començen a perdre valor. L'estat que ha permés l'esperpent ha de sortir a salvar-les per tal de no enfonsar tot el sistema.
És a dir, la aplicació del lliberalisme extrem a portat a la necessitat de l'intervencionisme extrem. Pel que sembla, no deixaràn que els curs "natural" de l'economia de mercat actúi. En principi, una de les coses bones del capitalisme és que si t'arrisques massa et pots quedar en pilotes, i ningú t'hauria de comprar un pijama...
Què és pitjor: comprar un pijama o comprar-ne diversos milions (i.e., haver d'enfrontar una situació de profunda recessió)??
Algún dia sabrem quants pijames es van comprar els putos brokers a costa de deixar en calçotets al veïns del mangui?
Era il·legal el que feien? Si ho era, no haurien de tornar algún que altre calçotet?
Perdré la meva feina...?
dimarts, 9 de setembre del 2008
Qui no es consola, és perquè no vol!
Com us vaig dir, poso alguna foto més del viatget a Croàcia d'aquest estiu.
Quin art, quina sensibilitat...
Quin art, quina sensibilitat...
dijous, 4 de setembre del 2008
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